*on a date*
so haha tell me more about your dog
There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out
- me: i'll just add 'haha' at the end so i don't sound mean
i wonder how i’m gonna die. will i be shot because they’re jealous of my massive penis? car crash because i’m distracted by my massive penis? die of old age, i have a massive penis
- someone: have you seen this movie?
- me: no but i've seen gifs
wanna know how punk i am??????
*punches a wall*
drive me to the hospital